-I'm a sucker for horrible anime dubs, and the one for
Bible Black may be the most horrifically misguided one I've ever seen. If you can make it past the 1:45 mark without shedding a tear, you are a stronger man than I (for the record, the VA who voices the "lunchbox" girl also played an elderly woman in the dub of
Millennium Actress IIRC, and it's telling that she uses the exact same voice for both).
-Speaking of which,
SPACE LANCE. It honestly sounds like the guy playing Tekkaman was given six tabs of acid and a microphone, and the animators just decided to plot around whatever came out.
-I'm also a sucker for creepy undersea stuff: check out this clip of a
goblin shark attack, or this
incredible time-lapse footage of a tuna becoming a scavenging playground for eels, while a pack of
giant isopods form a pyramid to their sun god and crabs go a-stompin' over.
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Christian Vander sings "Otis": I'm a stupidly big fan of Magma and the Zeuhl movement in general, and Vander's falsetto voice is really the only one of its kind that I can stand, but even the best musicians of the '70s had to face the tidal wave of encroaching suck that was the '80s. I can't decide if this is hilarious or legitimately terrifying: It's hilarifying!
-Whereas
this is just baffling. Oh,
prog.
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Mario on Ice! Despite the acres of cheese on display here, my favorite part is still how Alyssa Milano tries to give the 'tude to Michael Bluth, despite how his character is clearly some sort of schizophrenic.
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The Future is Wild is on Youtube! I thought this documentary was the shit when I was younger; it got me started on my whole speculative biology nerd kink I've got going now. And it's got hyper-evolved sharks who GLOW and who have CHEESY METAL THEME-MUSIC and are called SHARKOPATHS, what's not to love.
-
Chase explains 2001 to Confused Matthew because somebody really needs to: Watch this now, even if you're not familiar with what it's a response to. It's an eloquent deconstruction of a whole mindset I've seen pop up lately on the internet, and really made me think about
2001 and the purpose of film, art and criticism in general. "I mean, this really boils down to one disturbingly simple thing: you're complaining about having to
think."
-And in closing:
EXCALIBURRR